I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
sex in a hospital.. check
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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