our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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