At least make sure they are 18
Why
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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