I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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