Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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