He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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