I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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