It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
