i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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