I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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