another moral hangover. fuck.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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