Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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