the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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