My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So squirting runs in the family.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
