We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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