Having a random hookup so left but love u
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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