Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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