you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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