i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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