i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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