I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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