Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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