I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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