Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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