Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
