I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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