the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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