So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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