so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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