Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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