Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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