okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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