problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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