Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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