1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
wanna go halves on a baby?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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