If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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