So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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