we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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