new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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