porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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