I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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