He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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