You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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