This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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