# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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