I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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