Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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