I showed him my bush... on skype.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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