I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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