it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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