Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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