Porn is love you can see.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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