dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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