I think i peed on brittanys purse
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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