Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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