Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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