no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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